Kids, your Uncle Barney grew up without a dad, and it always made him feel incomplete. But as he hugged Loretta, surrounded by the boxed-up remnants of his happy childhood, he realized he had one hell of a mom.
do you think im sexy
Its hard for people without depression to understand when some days that just dropping a cup of water will bring you to tears because they think oh this is just one little thing but you see it as oh my god I can’t even get water without fucking up and now I’ve made a huge mess I shouldn’t even try
This scares me so much I think I might cry
"It doesn’t MATTER if people are threatening the life of a real actual human woman, THERE ARE CIS MALE WHITE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS THAT SHOULD BE GAY"
Ah yes that’s what social justice is really about
I can’t even walk in heels that high and I want them.
I hate wearing heels this high anymore, but I would absolutely make an exception for this pair. Oh my god.
Shoegasm of the week. YES.
I NEED IT
Yo, Kate. You own these yet?
No, but GIMME!
Let’s talk for a moment about how Prego is possibly the most over-confident pasta sauce ever…
I mean, “Prego” literally means “You’re Welcome” in Italian
Prego struts in “Hey pasta people, let me lay myself on you. You’re welcome.” *pops freshness seal*
and then every time it gets close to christmas i reblog the fuck out this one
what if instead of gender we all had pokemon types
stay up late with me and talk about the meaning of life and make out with me
a guy i know saw this and he waited until like midnight to message me on facebook with “whats the meaning of life” and i was like yeah thats smooth as fuck man i like your style
today he came to my house and made out with me so the moral of the story is always make text posts when youre sad and tired because it got me a boyfriend